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This Week’s Sign of the Downfall
<h3>A real whopper</h3> <p>The end of Pride Month is almost here, but it can’t come quick enough for Burger King Austria because their attempt to capitalize on all the gayness went over like a pride parade at a GOP convention. They decided it would be cool to sell Whoppers with two top buns or two bottom buns, the idea being that gay customers could choose based on their preference of being a “top” or a “bottom.” </p> <p>And then you get to choose between two endings:</p> <p>Burger King didn’t release this statement, but they should’ve: “lettuce be clear, this was a big misteak, and we’re going to sacrifries our marketing department.” </p> <p>I just hope Taco Bell doesn’t get any funny ideas because that “7-layer” burrito of theirs is already kinky enough. </p> <img src="https://www.durangotelegraph.com/tele/cache/file/839386F6-0463-FFFB-E86D0651C7F88934_medium.jpg" />
1287 results total, viewing 1 – 10 COTTER — A pair of novice marathon runners took home the ultimate prize at 18th annual White River Marathon for Kenya in Cotter. Clyde Johnson of Newton, Kan., was competing in only his … more Neal Denton/The Baxter Bulletin | 11/20/21 Gage Lindsey, a senior running back on…
Fort Collins Fort Collins is just an hour north of Denver, but it offers a ton of fun outdoor things to do when you want to take advantage of the sunshine. Just minutes from downtown is Horsetooth Mountain Open Space, a 2,711-acre park with 29 miles of biking, hiking, and horseback trails just west of…
I really don’t want to rehearse the goings-on surrounding Marine Lt. Col. Scheller any more, but this article caught my eye, where this is said. Scheller responded with another video on Aug. 29 that appeared even more emotional. His former mentor, retired Col. Thomas Hobbs, had commented on his first video and said that if Scheller…
